Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only Beauty. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
I can’t find my vibrator and every time I think about it I get that much more frustrated.
"oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
His eyes got wide at first and then he looked up and saw you staring with deep embarrassment and the countenance of a deer in headlights. He smirked at you and said “that’s not a first” and chuckled. You still stood there lip quivering and heart racing, but then a smile slipped across your lips. You simply nodded and retreated to your previous destination.
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
ARE YOU FUCKING ME WHERE ARE THE NOTES NOT AGAIN